The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!