The power of Superuselessnessman

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the power to think of powers

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to predict the past

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!