The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to think of powers

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!