The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!