The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the ability to spell wrong

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!