The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!