The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!