The power to not have a power.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!