The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!