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the power to fly only when you are sleeping
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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.
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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.
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The power to pointlessly read books really fast
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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.
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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.
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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air
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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.
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the power to make food shrimp.
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The power to light things on fire with a match
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the power to animate condiments
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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...
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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers
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The power to move any object, but you're blind
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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!
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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.
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The power to peak braille
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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.
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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet
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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.
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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.
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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .
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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)
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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!