The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to peak braille

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!