The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The power spite flower

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

Laser pointer vision.

The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

the power to bi ugly

The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

Ability to Fly!...a plane

The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!