The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The ability to blow strawberries

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!