The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power spite flower

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Laser pointer vision.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!