The power of missing a finger.

the ability to think you can fly

The power to sit anywhere

meh.

the power to speak in Braille.

The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

The power to use windows 10.

The ability to see your own imagination.

The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

The power to state the obvious.

The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

The power of divide by zero... yourself

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

the ability to see fairy's

Liam Brudenell

The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!