the power to poop pee

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to annoy people

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!