the power to poop pee

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to grammar.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to annoy people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!