The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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Facebook.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to read

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to smell like feet

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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Menstrual blood bending!

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power of love

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!