The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to think of powers

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!