The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

The power of Superuselessnessman

The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

the power to jizz on cue

The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

The pewer to maek typos.

The power to eat with your eyebrows.

The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

the power to create the most pointless superpower

The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!