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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you
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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch
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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds
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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15
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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.
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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.
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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo
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The power
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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next
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The abliity to fall asleep while
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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.
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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.
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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.
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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone
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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors
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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.
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the power to jizz on cue
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vomitspit
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the power to create the most pointless superpower
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The power of Superuselessnessman
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The power to call gkraatz gay
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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.
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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.
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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!