The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to read the TV

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!