The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

The power to eat just one lays potato chip

The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

The power to post the same shit twice.

The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

The power of Superuselessnessman

The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

The pewer to maek typos.

The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

The power to fly but only during inclement weather

the power to make body fat go away

The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!