Retractable teeth

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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LIME

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to speak in morse code

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to shit liquidly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!