the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to have no powers

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to be powerless.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to jizz on cue

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the ability to hover

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!