The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to understand myspace

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!