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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors
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the power to vomit through your nose only
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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life
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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater
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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.
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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.
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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy
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The ability to see through mirrors.
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The power to piss people off.
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The power to get a boner any time you want
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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present
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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras
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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.
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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero
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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.
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The power to turn gold into dust
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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it
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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..
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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons
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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons
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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.
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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.
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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!