The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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the power to dance in the dark

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The ability to see through glass.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to suck your elbow

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!