The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to shit bicks

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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Facebook.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!