the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to see through glass.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!