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The ability to change a food to the exact same food
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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.
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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.
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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else
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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.
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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)
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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards
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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground
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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.
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the ability to think of pointless superpowers
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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.
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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.
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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.
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The power to attract flies and cockroaches
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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .
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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.
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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.
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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.
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The power to create the superduper best pointless power
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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.
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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you
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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES
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the power to make food shrimp.
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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!