The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!