The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!