The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to annoy people

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!