The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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Facebook.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!