the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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vomitspit

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!