the power to speak in Braille.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power of missing a finger.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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meh.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!