the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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the power to make to much coffee

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!