The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to think of powers

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to dance in the dark

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!