the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to not have superpowers

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to be bradley

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The power rangers

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to STFU!

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to troll yourself

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!