the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to potato.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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Smoke vision

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Turning wine into water.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!