The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to talk in sign language.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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ability to find good woman drivers

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!