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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.
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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane
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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.
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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse
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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette
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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.
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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES
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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.
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the ability to think of pointless superpowers
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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next
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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....
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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.
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The power to fly but only during inclement weather
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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth
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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird
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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.
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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.
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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.
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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead
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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.
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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald
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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.
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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!