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the ability to hover
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The power to time travel to the present moment
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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....
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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.
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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.
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the power of 75% leviatation.
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the ability to go the speed limit
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the power to speak in Braille.
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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.
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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.
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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.
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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids
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the power to let dust gather twice as fast
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The power rangers
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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.
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the ability to see to womens cloths
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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.
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The power to cut onion without crying.
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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone
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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target
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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.
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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.
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The ability to make broken pens work again.
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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!