Chinchilla whispering abilities

The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

The Power the run away when there is a crime

The power to have no powers

The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

the ability to eat three tons of dirt

The power rangers

The power to transform you in something randomly

the ability to "speak in tongues"...

The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

the ability to stay in the same place while running

The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

the power to fly but only on a plane

The power to cut onion without crying.

The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!