The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

The power to run on water when there is no water

Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

the ability to shit active helicopters

The power not to find what you are looking for.

The power to kill Pedobear.

The ability to handle the truth.

The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

the power of being republican

the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

The power to not have superpowers

the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

The power to make something useless after its already useless.

The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

The power to troll yourself

The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!