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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.
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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands
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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about
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the power to change the colour of your urine
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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.
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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.
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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly
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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.
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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea
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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target
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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.
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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.
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The power to levitate only down stairs
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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored
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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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The power to grammar.
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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente
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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,
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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man
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The ability to make broken pens work again.
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The power to transform you in something randomly
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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.
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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater
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The power to time travel to the present moment
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!