The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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LIME

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!