The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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Batman

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to see into the present

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Poop

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!