The power to be 6% fireproof

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The ability to vote

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the power to never get spam

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the power to predict the past

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to write on this website

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!