SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to peak braille

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!