The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!