The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!