power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The ability to bleed lava

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!