The power to speak one language fluently.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power of missing a finger.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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the power to poo pineapples

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to piss people off.

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to be bradley

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!