the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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u?op ?p?s-dn p??? o? ?????q? ???

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the power to shit brix

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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power to eat chicken raw!

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!