- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to take a crap.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

the power to sneeze whenever you want

Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

the power to fart the alphebet

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

Pointless Super Powers