The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to like any show

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The power to smell water.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!