The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!