The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to not be funny

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to sit

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!