The power to be invisible to only yourself.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to fold paper seven times

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The ability to pass out at will.

To have the power to breathe

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

The power to think oppositely

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!