The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to be dead

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!