The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to not do it.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to think of food

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to have an ability.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!