The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to not be funny

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to change people socks on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!