The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The Power to die at will

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!