The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to not care.

The power to write pointless superpowers

Power to make it rain sideways.

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to die at will.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!