The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to eat your own head.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!