The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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To have the power to breathe

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to do nothing

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power of words

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!