The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!