The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to remember th...

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!