the power to be in AA.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

to not blink for 5 seconds

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The Power to Power

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to turn water into wine.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!