The power of hindsight

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The power to not be funny

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to sit

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to be gay on command.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!