A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to like this post

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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mint berry crunch

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power of love

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!