The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to jump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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to do nothing

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The power of hindsight

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!