The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!