The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to not care.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!