The power to breathe slightly faster

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

The ability to poop glue.

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power of being negative all the time.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!