Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

The power to think of food

The power to see things with your eyes open

The power to eat your own head.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

The power to forget you have a super power.

the power to get fat in America

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to make lipstick fly

To have the power to breathe

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

to do nothing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!