The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!