the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!