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The ability to change your weight

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!