- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not finish your....

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to be missed when present.

The power to rotten food.

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to live until you die.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

Pointless Super Powers