The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!