the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to not care.

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The power to be french.

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The Power to Power

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!