The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!