Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to control nothing

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to think of food

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The ability to jump

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

The power to not see anything

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!