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Power to instantly turn drunk
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the power to control nothing
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The power to breathe slightly faster
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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat
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The power to create a pointless superpower
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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months
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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian
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The power to make anything money related to disappear.
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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.
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The power to do a hand stand with your feet
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The power to do something as powerful as thin air
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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.
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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants
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The power to think of food
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily
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The power to turn into a tree.
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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.
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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...
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The ability to jump
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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo
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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.
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The power to not see anything
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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!