- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to poo without wiping.

to spelle caretly

the power to get extra homework

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The ability to change your weight

The power to die at will

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to nit propely

The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to become powerless

the power of reanimating dead insects

The Power to Die instantly.

Pointless Super Powers