The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to eat your own head.

The power to die at will.

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to even

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to not finish your....

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

Power to make it rain sideways.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!