the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to eat socks

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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make youself dumb

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!