The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The Power to Power

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power of hindsight

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!