To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to not be funny

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The ability to become visible at will.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to smell through your arse.

Power to not have any power.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!