Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to have no powers

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power of hindsight

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!