the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!