The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to even

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!