The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to die at will

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!