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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death
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The power to eat your own head.
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Power to make it rain sideways.
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The power to be more human than most people.
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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.
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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.
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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.
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The power to extend your pinky toe
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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead
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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.
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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.
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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers
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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.
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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking
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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!
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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground
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The superpower to die in a 1 second.
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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.
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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.
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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.
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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.
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The power to not finish your....
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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.
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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!